Showing posts with label boots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boots. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

The Reasons For The Seasons comical poem 634 by Angela Lansbury

 There' s a reason for each season

And every spring small birds will sing

In summer time, as parents know

Red, white, pink,yellow roses grow

Roses in a garden.2025. By Trevor Sharot.


As a rule children go to school

Learn to cover books, wash their hands

Open windows to keep us cool

Learn about life in other lands


Granny teaches don't say never

But I cannot live forever

Every year some old folk have gone

But babies are born and life moves on


Winter sometimes brings us snow

Put on your boots and off we go

Spring time brings us refreshing rain

So we get to see new flowers again


Forget the past, not all things last,

We need to say, enjoy today

For every season there's a reason

Look around, our earth is heaven.

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Thursday, July 18, 2024

Lost, Loss And Doubly Cross. Comic poem 443 by Angela Lansbury

Big and heavy room key, won' get lost. Photo by Angela Lansbury.

Lost, loss, we've all had a bad loss

I've lost and found and lost again

Lost hotel door keys, window keys

The smallest lost, the largest pain


I've lost diaries, half a tooth

A power drive, tiles from the roof

Pullers from zips, needles and thread

The pillow case - it's time for bed


The party address, shopping list

Phone numbers of the last I kissed

The recipe, cookery book

'You had it. I want you to look!'


The shoes laces. The swimming hat.

For curtains, the width of windows. 

The size of the carpet and mat. 

The parrots. Dog. Goldfish - and cat.


I've lost the list of things I've lost.

Lost my cv. Daren't tell the boss.

'It's lost - again! That's why I'm cross.'

Buy duplicates. Don't count the cost.


I've lost my brolly. Jacket, Coat.

I've lost tickets. Names of the boat.

I've lost the sugar, salt, pepper.

My Wellington boots, and it couldn't be wetter.


We're lost because the map's upside down

They put the north in the south in this town

They say that everything comes around

Some happy days lost things are found


'I found it. Hooray!

It's a wonderful day.'

'My reading glasses.' 'Old photographs.'

'Your hat's on your head!' You have to laugh.

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How to cut: 

Remove the word the. Change no wonder to that's why. Remove pronouns. Turn singulars with prepositions into plurals, eg a man into men. The ticket is changed to tickets. The name of the boat is cut to names of the boat. Umbrella is changed o brolly.

 Never mind he cos becomes don't count the cost. I saved a syllable, or rather I cut it. I added alliteration Please share links to your favourite poems.

Thursday, September 7, 2023

Different Tastes - Why Doesn't Someone Tell Them! comic poem 217 by Angela Lansbury

 

When I was a small child, I liked milk and water

As a wary teen I met yogurt, strong coffee, 

My taste for drinking sweet wines started much later

Loved sweets and chocolate, lost a tooth filling in toffee



Now I love to photograph, tall, fine, green palm trees

But I can't understand why a good God made snakes

Some people like small insects, not high seas, high trees

Fight dengue with insect spreay, you must give or take


Some people tramp the moors, the great cloudy outdoors

Others dance slow in a candle-lit, dim, disco

Brits like a soft carpet, Italians tiled floors

Don't like who you know? Then, no problem. Off you go!


Creative types like lived in houses; called,  "A mess!"

Some stiff types like jackets with buttons and stiff zips

Hoarders are happily slopping around, half-dressed

Tiaras, pink ribbons, sealed packs of hair clips   


Some like old jeans, torn, stained with paint, faded

Some like sequins, satins, smart high heels and glitter

Some like bow ties, dress codes, some shrug and are jaded

Some like smoth, soft silk, others think clothes don't matter 


Some like green and red salad, healthy juice and fruit

Some would welcome my meals, others beeline to you

Some go barefoot, some love long, leather, kinky boots

Perplexed? Stand in the middle, unfazed, muddle through.


Sometimes it won't matter what you and I can say

With adults it's less stress to not make any fuss

Some unique people prefer to go their own way

Some are grateful for direction. Kids copy us!


My friend, the lawyer, her words echo in my head

Well-paid lawyers work researching all night and day

I'll always remember what she cynically said.

She warned, 'I don't give advice - unless people pay!'


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Garden City. Trees with sparkling lights. Scotts Road, Singapore. Photo by Angela Lansbury.

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