Monday, January 6, 2025

Be Brave - Don't Save, comic poem number 499 by Angela Lansbury

One pound coin. Photo by Angela Lansbury.
 

On my eightieth birthday I'll spend all my money

On a full size jar of manuka honey

My taxes all go to warring nations

I could be cruising, or at train stations


You wonder why I'm getting impatient

Why this panic buying? What do I want?

From postwar rations to cheap fast fashions?

Savings scarily shrink with inflation!


Last night I dreamed of a weeping willow

And a swing where we hidden children play

A butter-size gold block under my pillow

In the light of day it melted away


When I am tired of endless clothes washing

I've got the year planned for spending a grand

I'll spend hours searching, for just ten dollars

Splurge on pairs of removable collars


all my life I saved for a rainy dayy

Now sunny days have gone too far away

I grain and say what others dare not say

That every day's a bloody rainy day


I dream of birthday one hundred and three

The king's birthday card saved addressed to me

But I have not yet reached seventy nine

That's why I buy on discount all the time.

-ends-

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