Sunday, June 29, 2025

A Happy Bird Is Singing comical poem 605 by Angela Lansbury



 



Happy bird singing. Photo by Angela Lansbury of her own drawing, by pen name  'Angella'. Copyright.

A happy bird is singing now

But it's not singing to itself

It's boasting to a pretty bird

I've got great wealth. I''m in good health


Join me in this perfect garden

Apples and food for a lifetime

Plenty to share without a care

But caution, darling, is no crime


Last week I spied a prowling cat

At once I flew high in the sky

If you hear my warning warble

Fly straight off - don't stop to ask why


Even the prettiest garden

On some days attracts a black cat

But today the sun is shining

So let's say no more about that

***

When I hear a bird singing

This sign reminds me what to do

To spread a little happiness

And share my newest tune with you.

-ends-


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Saturday, June 28, 2025

Was it worth it?604

 


So many years ago

I let you go

So many years ago

You let me go


You found another

And so did I

You never knew

The times I cried


We've changed, like the weather

Now we're back together

You broke my heart

I broke your heart

So long apart

Was it worth it?


Some things are never meant to last

We were younger, 

No point in dwelling on the past

We were younger


Life is much better

Now we're back together

Don't let's waste time asking

Was it worth it?

-ends-



What you see is what you get 603



 I know you've had some troubles

You're trying to forget

Poeple who told you lies

But they're not like you and I

What you see is what you get


Do you know who you can trust

You must believe me, yes, you must

The past you must forget

Because I offer love, not lust

I have not misled you, yet


This won't be a one night stand

This is not a one hit band

Just come here and hold my hand

I want you to understand

What you see is what you get.

-ends-

I want to get to know you 602

 

Conversation. Two sets of lips. Photo by Angela Lansbury of drawing by Angellla. Copyright.


I want to get to know  you

So that I can show you

Where we could go

Together


Together, together

That's all I wan to do

Be together with you


Ever since I saw you

I started to adore you

I want to get to know you

Through and through


If you get to know me

I hope that you will see

How good the world could be

Try me and you'll see


I know that you must wonder

Should we get together

Am I they or he or she

Am I really me?


Why don't you come and see


So let me get to know you

So that I can show you

Where we could go

Together.

-ends-

Modern songs seem to have simple conversational messages.

Romances comical poem by Angela Lansbury 601



 I met him on the internet

I wish I could forget

He asked me for money

At sums so high they're funny


My sister asked me honey

Does he have family or firneds?

He needs banks, fundraising nearer

I can see just how this ends


As a present for my birhtday

She booked a holiday

She took us to an island which

Was very far away


You could not get the internet

That was her idea

I said, but I'm going to lose him

She asked, why d'you have that fear?


While I was asleep one day

She told him to go away

Next day he sent lots of curse words

The worst - and ones I'd never heard


He said I'd wasted all his time

He wished me blind and dead

If he met me he would kill me

That's the best thing that he said


We went home and on the plane

I met a real live man

He laughed, and lived in my home town

We both became - mutual fans


Now we're getting married

I've recovered from the mess

I have a new, man and name

And a new address


So ladies, If you're lonely

Please search near your home

For someone who will take you out

So you won't stay home alone


For somebody whose not afraid

to meet family and friends

I hope that you'll do well like me

And have a happy end.

-ends-


Friday, June 27, 2025

Warning Signs & Sounds Of House Invasion comical poem number 600 by Angela Lansbury



They weren't properly protected

By their good health nor their paper wealth

When they left their window open

And it entered their home by stealth 


The thought it's good to breahe fresh air

But wikedness just does not care


The intruder made scary noise

First noise then silence warned of doom

In fear they tensed there's no escape

The threaat was inside their bedroom


A high sound whizzed right past their ear

Warned them that it was poised to strike

Unseen a sound they recognized

Which broke the calm of balmy night


When a sudden sound wakes you up

Even the must trusting soul knows

Tha ominous horrible whine

Of deadly landing mosuitos


They're in Thailand, your land, my land

USA, UK, an Aussie

Drops dengue and Malaria

Nobody wise loves a mossie


Warning, shut your bedroom window

Unless you've bought protective net

Before you turn on bedroom lights

Light beckons insects, don't forget


Some buy and apply repellent

Citronella, many brands, deet

Or install flyscrees on windows

Before wou and mosquitos meet


Just one can strike you anywhere

On fingers, legs, body and toes

So be prepared to fight them off

The near enemy's mosquitos.

-ends-

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A Welcome Poem and Farewell Song, comical poem/song number 599 by Angela Lansbury



Welcome Poem / Song (by Angela Lansbury)

I used to be a poet, then

I thought I'd write a song

And reach out to more people. so

Please tell me I'm not wrong


Do you want to sing a chorus?

Do you like joining in?

Then join us for an hour or two

I promise you win-win.

***

Poem / Song To End First Half (by Angela Lasnbury)

If you don't learn anything

If you don't have a laugh

Don't give up and go to bed

You might like the second half

 ***



Poem / Song to End Second Half (by Angela Lansbury)

I'm glad to see around me

Some old friends and new friends

A sneaky look at watch or clock

Warns me we're near the end


Penultimate Poem/Song to End Second Half Before Encore (by Angela Lansbury)

Alas there's always somebody collecting for a cause

But all that I'm collecting is a big round of applause

So if you want to hear some more

Just one more, simply shout, Encore!

***

Farewell Poem /Song by Angela Lansbury

Some performers give you laughter

Some sad ones tell of tears

The weird ones reveal their worst fears

Hear more, bring yours next year, 


Tell friends who'll wish they'd been here

See you next year, my dear

Tell all your friends to come next year

See you next year, my dear.


Don't shout encore, youve had some more

We're off to sit down, bring us drinks

Or go to bed, for forty winks

Lead those who snore - to exit doors!\


Thanks

Thank you, see you next year, my dear

Thank them, see you next year, my dear.

Thank you, see you next year, my dear

Thank them, see you next year, my dear.

-ends-

I've just made two great improvements to my most recent poem or song and I hope all my work from now on. This might help you to appreciate poems and songs and if you ever want to write your own or help a child with homework.

Read Poems

1 One improvement is taking advice I saw on the internet. Read your poem aloud, 

Sing Songs

or sing it to hear the rhythm. Writers of poetry are familiar with the concept of Iambic. 

Read, Recognize And Write Iambic

Say I am and you see that the emphasis is on the second syllable. I am. The end. The opposite is trochee, emphasis on the first syllable. Welcome. Happy. Morning.

Read aloud the first line and you isntantly see if it starts with emphasis on the first or second syllable. The next line has to be the same. If it isn't, you either add a little word such as an iambic the, or a trochee, yes. To brighten and tighten you normally eliminate filler words like a, the, an, and, but, when, then. However, filler words are useful while you are doing your draft to get the rhythm. You can keep the basic construction, to make it easy to say or sing, and to remember. Or change it for more variety. 

A standard song is three verses, three minutes, a chorus, which every body remembers because it is reapeated, at the started, twice between verses, at the end. You hear the chorus 

Read and Write Ballad Form

 If you start to tell a story with multiple verses, you end up with a ballad. It takes longer. It is more suitable for a performance by a solo artist with a guitar, or piano accompaniment. I recall doing standup comedy in a tennis club. People at the front would talk to each other. At the back people got up to order at the bar and talked to each other. How do you keep the audience involved. You keep the aidoemce invoved with the an opening song with a chorus, by asking questions, and getting audience involvement, and the audience anserw will always be different and a surprise, sometimes challenging. In a song you can ask a rhetorical question. 

You can end with no answer, or a metaphor, such as the well known song phrase, the answer is bloing in the wind. 

You can take a cliche, or create one, by asking  a profound question and giving an everyday answer. 

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