Thursday, November 14, 2024

Lost comic poem 487 by Angela Lansbury

 Where did I lose the thing I've lost?

I hope I'll find it - fingers crossed

Perhaps the object's in its place

And I'm the one confused and lost.

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Français : Fête de la musique 2019 à Genève. Objets trouvés : un petit chien en peluche « doudou », une pince à cheveux, posé sur un distributeur à sachets pour crottes de chiens « Caninette ».
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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

A picture's worth a thousand words of poetry? Comic poem 486 by Angela Lansbury

 


A poem paints a picture, I wish

Is a picture's worth a thousand words?

You can recite with both your eyes shut

Ballads learned at school, so often heard


A sun, a moon, a bridge, two love birds

A plate, a cup, and a candle flame

A fairy, two witches, add a third

A banner, signature, famous name


Can I frame a poem in a border

Lines of pretty flowers, plants or leaves

Wild seas, letters, a leaning tree trunk

Like a scroll from a wave on high seas


I often wondered how to do it

Or create each picture in Powerpoint

With a background of waving colour

Tall, or wide, made on a Conva slide


Can I learn to illustrate poems

With charcoal sketches or news cartoons

Water colour, oil or acrylic

To silence the watching reading rooms


Then turn my poems into a book

With messages, traditional themes

That love conquers war, or even more

Rainbows of lasting peace, vivid dreams.

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Short Poems - comic poem 485 by Angela Lansbury

 

Medium size label. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

My shortest rhyme is it'll fit.

But too short's futility

Poems first need utility

Comic poems add wit


The Japanese write concise haiku

But I'll not inflict cuts on you

(I'm never quite sure what to do

Is the subject fiction? It sounds true.)


The haiku's beats are five and seven

But I'm at ease with 8,10, 11

Their poems speak of Spring, ponds, frogs

Not real life cities, fights, dead dogs


I'm a would-be doctor, poem nurse.

Try a long poem with short verses

A short poem with long verses

A simple couplet, ought to do it.


Why write short poems?

To save time

The reader's, writer's

Yours and mine


So, I'll try again, dear friend

Don't let work drive you round the bend

Bring all work quickly to an end

Remember to click done or send.


I must leave now or I'll be late -

Before I leave, in real life, wave

On some websites, with slides, click save

On blogger you must click update


But tell your listener what to do

A good reminder to self, too

And make the listener feel you care

Ask them politely, please share.


I am not tall, not tall at all

I don't climb walls in case I fall

A short poem sounds good to me

That size will suit me perfectly.


Each poem should be in three sizes

The longest one with twist end surprises

Small, medium or large? The buyer's call

Like shirts, it's not true one size fits all.

-end-

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Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Tick Tock comic poem 484 by Angela Lanabury

 Tick tock, like tinnitus, can you all hear

Christmas carols call like a ticking clock?

What is the date? Gift stocking can't be late

Dusk's dark as midnight - but it's only five


The elves and rheindeer grin on socks

To brighten up the end of year

All kinds of chocolates on the plate

And gifts galore to buy and give



Tesco gifts Grinchmas. Photo by Angela Lansbury.


I'm half asleep, and yawning, half alive

Santa's red and white hats fill tinselled shops

Wearing heavy, hooded coats, we still strive

To sparkle until winter flu strike stops.


Lights on lamp posts in Hatch End. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

White lights wound round lamp posts brighten our streets

Past pickpockets, join jolly shopping crowds

Shops fill with tempting chocolate Christmas treats

Dream of diet-free days when pud's allowed.


Tesco shopping at Clubcard prices for Curtis the Cavapoo plush. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


In January masochists will go

To countries blessed with even worse, deep snow

Well after Fall, when snowflakes are falling

Sales start, ski brochure bargains are calling.


Christmas crackers give jokes, mottoes, and rhymes

While others fly to warmer, palm tree climes

I wrap like snowmen, wait for happy times

When wise, kind clocks leap forward to summer time.

-end-

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Sunday, November 10, 2024

Why Not Try AI? Comic poem 483 by Angela Lansbury

 

Mobile phone case. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Once we were scared by a mobile phone

But now we can't leave ours alone

We've loads of them throughout our home

Missed out year one - wish we had known 


How I wish we hadn't grumbled

Everything changed when prices tumbled.

We feel scared by all things new

AI can help to pull us through


At first AI was scary and

It frightened me a little bit

Covid made us leave friendly rooms

But now we meet the world on Zooms


Wiki tells us all we need to know

We travel, see zoos on video

We lost bank passwords and were skint

But now do banking with thumb print


Will AI steal our writing jobs?

Now microwaves replace gas hobs

Well, some things change while others last

Saliva tests reveal our past


Videos show us traffic jams

And hit and runs caught on dash cams

Door cameras say the mail's arrived

We can hear baby's still alive


We see our children learn at school

And check the fridge-freezer's still cool

Rush through stations to catch our train

Driverless wonders on time again


I shop online - can AI cook?

It can if I supply the book

If  AI warns of fire and flood

Robots rescue - that must be good


While everything has negatives

I'll focus on the positive

AI was sent from Gods above

To match make and find us true love.

-ends-

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Thursday, November 7, 2024

A Smile Baby poem comic number 482 by Angela Lansbury

Smile. Photo by Angela Lansbury.


Every baby needs a smile granny

Failing that, a smile nanny

Every grumpty granny needs a smile baby

Every grinning grandpa needs a listening baby


If you smile at a cry baby enough

They turn into a smile baby

If you smile at a smile baby enough

They turn into a smile child


If you smile at  a smile child enough

They turn into a smile teen

If you smile at a smile teen enough

They turn into a smile lover


If a smile lover smiles at others enough

They find another smile lover

If they smile at each other enough

They end up with a cry baby


But if they smile at a cry baby enough

It turns into a smile baby

If I write enough smiles for her and him

I'll end up with a smile poem.

-ends-

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Saving Space comic poem 481 by Angela Lansbury

 Gadgets designed for saving space

Are filling my over-filled place

I buy suitcases which expand

And scissors which fit both my hands



My problem is I cannot find

The white walking cane for the blind

The hearing aid, and my spare teeth

Are hidden somewhere underneath


I know I bought one, but forget

The secret place where it was set

To hide from burglars, book disguise

Will also hide it from my eyes


I've summer clothes and winter clothes

But in between ones, no-one knows

They're in a suitcase, on the floor

Or hiding, shy, behind the door


I need to find the bill for rates

I found the tea cups, lost the plates

I found the fork but lost the knife

Can't find tea spoons to save my life


I've fixed ten shelves onto the wall

But can't find anything at all.

I've put old leaflets in the bin

But more arrive - you just can't win.


I've folded big bags in small ones

Expanding bags - holiday fun

Old things bought last year now are missed

My shopping list - I've lost that list


What will they say when I have died?

Here's the whole life of this old dear

To sort it out will take a year

Throw it away - at least she tried.

-ends-

Copyright Angela Lansbury

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