Tuesday, January 14, 2025

The Fire Fighter in LA - In The News Today comic poem 503 by Angela Lansbury



 I read of a fine fire fighter

Who'd made patients' burdens lighter

He was a trained, trusty surgeon

Who'd eased each scared patient's burden


He moved to a house in LA

Recalling fires of yesterday

Old-timer, new-comer, stranger

Everybody knew the danger


Delightful views on every hand

But earthquakes meant a fragile land

He changed his roof tiles from old wood

All changed to concrete? Yes, he could


Cut trees? No, leave them for the birds!

But then strong winds grew much higher

The situation grew more dire

From small sparks grows towers of fire


What about smoke? I'm glad you ask

Of course, the surgeon wore a mask

He was a man who had a plan

He saw the dangers and began


First, make good friends with near neighbours

To count on merging behaviours

What else for buildings? I suppose

He'd stocked up water, sprinklers, hose


His first plan was the house to save

If all else failed, though he was brave

He had no boats but he bought floats

So they'd escape on ocean waves


Meanwhile to douse fires on the ground

With spades and earth they ran around

Like Britain's wartime cry, you see

The action's Dig For Victory


He saved his house, his neighbours' too

Now I and you know what to do

In other streets the houses burned

But here's a happy lesson learned.


You plan, and fight with all your might

Take turns to watch all day and night

Now we know how it can be done,

They planned, not frought, but fought and won!

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Monday, January 13, 2025

Icy Bicycles comic poem 502 by Angela Lansbury

 

Restaurant with bicycle outside in London. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

A bicycle is lots of fun

When it's summer in the sun

But when your world's had snow and ice

A bicycle is not so nice


We bought our kid a scooter

With a helmet, lights and hooter

She's too young for a bicycle

And too old for a tricycle


Even in the warmed-up kitchen 

I'm feeling very cold

Maybe I got too little sleep

Don't say it's 'cos you're growing old


Now children are excited when they look out

For the first time they see snow!

I tell friends in the tropics

'Cold as snow,' but they don't know


People ask me, 'How cold is it?'

They ask me what I mean

I think you'll understand

If I say, 'Too cold for ice cream?' 


I'll switch on my electric blanket

I'm not cycling out, alone, at all

Even if we two took a tandem

We'd be two, four, eight, icicles on bicycles.

-ends-


Two icicles on bicycles - two of us cycling, on a tandem or on two bikes

Four, two sets of four cold legs, or my two arms and two legs

Eight is two people with two cold legs and two cold arms.

Bilingual English-Italian Poem comic poem number 501 by Angela Lansbury



 

Bilingual Poem by 

Angela Lansbury

(and her new friend 

Google Translate) 


Inspired by Duolingo

With rhymes playing bingo

Even just using my name

It's a wonderful game


This is bilingual, my poem

I wrote it in Italian

From phrases I learned today

Which said this, what I wanted to say - to you


I am learning Italian

I learned the past tense

What did I learn to say?

I greeted. Then I cheated


With AI translated

 I found my way

I was so excited

I practised all day


We understood each other, so well

I really liked it

Believe me, I loved it!

What time did you arrive?


What time were you there?

He had had some problems

We had kept it

Where had you put it?


We had become poor

The neighbours were rich

Now I am the teacher

I'm a learner and poet


I hope that you liked it

It is my gift to you

And your applause to me

Helps me on my way.


We will say goodbye for today

But I shall return tomorrow

We'll get together again

On a page or a train, or a plane.


I won't waste your time today

Two words, before you go on your way

I'll teach you to say hello

And I'll teach you to say goodbye.

-ends-



Poesia bilingue di

Angela Lansbury

(e la sua nuova amica

Google Traduttore)


Ispirata da Duolingo

Con rime che giocano a bingo

Anche solo usando il mio nome

È un gioco meraviglioso


Questa è bilingue, la mia poesia

L'ho scritta in italiano

Da frasi che ho imparato oggi

Che diceva questo, quello che volevo dire - a te


Sto imparando l'italiano

Ho imparato il passato remoto

Cosa ho imparato a dire?

Ho salutato. Poi ho barato


Con l'intelligenza artificiale tradotta

Ho trovato la mia strada

Ero così emozionata

Ho fatto pratica tutto il giorno


Ci siamo capiti, così bene

Mi è piaciuto molto

Credimi, mi è piaciuto!

A che ora sei arrivato?


A che ora eri lì?

Aveva avuto dei problemi

L'avevamo tenuto

Dove l'avevi messo?


Eravamo diventati poveri

I vicini erano ricchi

Ora sono io l'insegnante

Sono uno studente e un poeta


Spero che ti sia piaciuto

È il mio regalo per te

E il tuo applauso per me

Mi aiuta nel mio cammino.


Ci saluteremo per oggi

Ma tornerò domani

Ci incontreremo di nuovo

Su una pagina o un treno, o un aereo.


Non ti farò perdere tempo oggi

Due parole, prima che tu vada per la tua strada

Ti insegnerò a dire ciao

E ti insegnerò a dire arrivederci.

-fine-



Translation results

Translation result


Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Handy Idioms comic poem 500 by Angela Lansbury




I thought, I ought to brush up

My German, then I thought

There must be lots of idioms

Which I have not been taught

 

You are not an idiot

If you can't understand

We English use idioms

It has got out of hand


On the other hand

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Monday, January 6, 2025

Be Brave - Don't Save, comic poem number 499 by Angela Lansbury

One pound coin. Photo by Angela Lansbury.
 

On my eightieth birthday I'll spend all my money

On a full size jar of manuka honey

My taxes all go to warring nations

I could be cruising, or at train stations


You wonder why I'm getting impatient

Why this panic buying? What do I want?

From postwar rations to cheap fast fashions?

Savings scarily shrink with inflation!


Last night I dreamed of a weeping willow

And a swing where we hidden children play

A butter-size gold block under my pillow

In the light of day it melted away


When I am tired of endless clothes washing

I've got the year planned for spending a grand

I'll spend hours searching, for just ten dollars

Splurge on pairs of removable collars


all my life I saved for a rainy dayy

Now sunny days have gone too far away

I grain and say what others dare not say

That every day's a bloody rainy day


I dream of birthday one hundred and three

The king's birthday card saved addressed to me

But I have not yet reached seventy nine

That's why I buy on discount all the time.

-ends-

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Friday, January 3, 2025

Funny Friends - comic poem 498 by Angela Lansbury


 

The more that I know you

The more that I like you

That's just why I like you

'cos we're so much alike


I often like to guess

What you're going to say

That's why I interrupt

In my annoying way


Yet we are so different

It's always a surprise

Open mouth, up eyebrows

And four astonished eyes


We have so much to do

And we've so much to say

We can do all your way

Maybe do some my way


That is why we take turns

To laugh, smile, listen, speak

I feel I've at last found

The perfection I seek


When you've gone far away

Texting like you're still here

Your face photos with me

Yes, no and, I know, dear


Friends at first ignore you

Puzzled, ask what I see

You dress and look diff'rent

Yet you speak just like me.


Recall that last, long day

Fine, fun food, together

We made indoor sunshine

Despite outdoor weather.

-ends-

Written for new friends Helen and Nigel, but also applies to me and my husband Trevor, and most couples, family and friends we meet. 

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Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Long and Short Poems comic poem 497 by Angela Lansbury



Some poems are too short

Some poems are too long

Some poems are just right

Some poems are just wrong.


Poems should satisfy

And quench your thirst like drink

Poems should be succinct

Gone as quick as a wink.

-ends-

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