Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Lovely Luton Airport - comic poem 157 by Angela Lansbury

Luton airport, control tower. Picture from Wikipedia.


Little Luton has an airport

Which makes you glad to get away

It's popular for short breaks, elsewhere 

But not a place to stay


When England's trains were striking

We were glad to arrive

Our lost luggage was hit by lightning

We were glad to be alive


I put on my reading glasses

And I squinted at the map

If our air fare is cheaper there

I admit we're going back 


Luton, Luton, hardly bigger than a crouton

Not so good you grin, not so bad you grieve

You are always glad to get there

But equally glad to leave.


You would not want to die there

Or even to be born

It looks average in sunshine

But really bad in a storm.


The British are cynics

Ironic, and moan

When they are far away

They say want to be home


Don't get me wrong

Although I complain

In a poem or song

I shall go there again.


After I'd parked

It was getting dark

But I found the seats

And a sandwich in Marks.


Avocado in brown bread

Nothing bad can be said

How to change what you think

Have a sandwich and a drink.

-ends-

'Change' or 'reverse'? Reverse is more original. I changed the word change to the word reverse. But change has the right number of syllables. I changed the last line but one back to change.

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