Halloween cakes are loved by Martians.
Ten Martians visited us from Mars
In a convoy of polka-dot 3-wheel cars
And when they tucked us into bed
Here's what the mother Martian said:
'We Martians visited earth for a break
Because we're partial to chocolate cake
We're polite and don't make a fuss
So long as you, leave ten pieces for us
'You're lucky to live in your tiny homes
With fabric fairies and plastic gnomes
By the end of weekends we get bolder
And help your homework, over your shoulder
'Martian teens should nap in afternoons
But secretly text friends living on moons
Martian kids look nothing like us
Dads drive to school in a lime green bus
'They're well-mannered, say thank you and please
They're clumsy and cautious and never climb trees
They always smile and they never sigh
They greet you hello and depart with goodbye.
'If you meet a Martian, don't show alarm
Just stand up straight and you won't come to harm
They're from far away lands and never shake hands
It would take too long as they have eight arms.'
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In a convoy of polka-dot 3-wheel cars
And when they tucked us into bed
Here's what the mother Martian said:
'We Martians visited earth for a break
Because we're partial to chocolate cake
We're polite and don't make a fuss
So long as you, leave ten pieces for us
'You're lucky to live in your tiny homes
With fabric fairies and plastic gnomes
By the end of weekends we get bolder
And help your homework, over your shoulder
'Martian teens should nap in afternoons
But secretly text friends living on moons
Martian kids look nothing like us
Dads drive to school in a lime green bus
'They're well-mannered, say thank you and please
They're clumsy and cautious and never climb trees
They always smile and they never sigh
They greet you hello and depart with goodbye.
'If you meet a Martian, don't show alarm
Just stand up straight and you won't come to harm
They're from far away lands and never shake hands
It would take too long as they have eight arms.'
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