How To Wash And Clean, inspiring quick action guide - comical poem 584 by Angela Lansbury

 Comb. Wash. Dress. Wipe everything clean

Sink, taps, toilet. Hands, again. Face

My glasses; the computer screen

The plates, each neat, back in its place

Every time I make a good move

To clear the desk, or clean the floor

I find a lost glove, pen, coin, shoe

I'm rewarded! Keen to do more!

A good night's sleep - a re-born saint

Sweep the floor. Find needles! Pens. Pins

Sort coloured crayons, brush by paint.

Work makes up for yesterday's sins!

I exercise wrists, feet, neck, knees.

I'll file, or chuck out now-paid bills.

I label all important keys.

Throw, or return, outdated pills

I'll sort the rubbish, empty bins

I'll dress matched, so I look my best

When each room's done, the next begins.

I secretly sort others' mess!

List on fridge doors, which I can't lose

Leftovers make a quick dinner

Do up buttons, fold, pair odd shoes

Frame awards, show I'm a winner

I wonder what stopped me so long?

New system? No. Always knew it

Others must be stuck, tired, gone wrong

I'll inspire, show all can do it!

-ends-

I'm torn between ending, I'll tell the world, which amusingly reveals the smug, self-satisfied author, instructing others, and let's tell the world, which is inclusive and makes the reader and writer a team.

For editors, executors, feel free to read, remember, or print either version or both.

I changed the last couplet from There must be others tired, gone wrong, I'll show the world how they can do it.

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