I met him on the internet
I wish I could forget
He asked me for money
At sums so high they're funny
My sister asked me honey
Does he have family or firneds?
He needs banks, fundraising nearer
I can see just how this ends
As a present for my birhtday
She booked a holiday
She took us to an island which
Was very far away
You could not get the internet
That was her idea
I said, but I'm going to lose him
She asked, why d'you have that fear?
While I was asleep one day
She told him to go away
Next day he sent lots of curse words
The worst - and ones I'd never heard
He said I'd wasted all his time
He wished me blind and dead
If he met me he would kill me
That's the best thing that he said
We went home and on the plane
I met a real live man
He laughed, and lived in my home town
We both became - mutual fans
Now we're getting married
I've recovered from the mess
I have a new, man and name
And a new address
So ladies, If you're lonely
Please search near your home
For someone who will take you out
So you won't stay home alone
For somebody whose not afraid
to meet family and friends
I hope that you'll do well like me
And have a happy end.
-ends-
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