We're here to praise our darling son💪
Shot by a bad, dastardly one
Our son was always sweet and kind
Gave to the deaf, what he'd robbed from the blind
Although he never was in school
Self-taught, street-wise, he was no fool
He had a house of guns and knives
His only motive saving lives
He was the most popular of the blokes
All danced with him when he showed them the ropes
His fingerprints showed he'd tightened them
But he'd only meant to frighten them
He'd killed ten people with one blow
A blow can kill, he didn't know
He'd spent time, too long, in detention
For - deeds which we'd rather not mention
The town's filled with his mourning chums
And a long line of single mums
He was a man who had a vision
Of going straight, for one day, when leaving prison
He led a short and happy life
Ten kids, six girlfriends and a wife
His kids will miss what they never had
The perfect, loving, anti-hero Dad.
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Robbing Hood is a pun on the character of Robin Hood.
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