Wednesday, January 22, 2025

Planning Jokes For Funerals comic poem number 507 by Angela Lansbury

 Comedian Brad kept notebooks for jokes

When a novice, being paid was his hope

The setup, the contrast, surprise and twist

He learned to plan jokes so nothing was missed


Making a joke is a habit in time

So you're ready with puns or a punchline

Instead of seeking joke doctors for health

Make up good jokes to amuse your good self.


Plan a joke for all hearing of a birth

On the joy baby gains, mother's lost girth

Plan a joke for engagement or wedding

Or for divorce, if that's where you're heading

Coffins in Ghana. From Wikipedia. 
Description
English: The Kane Kwei Carpentry Workshop. Staged by Guy Hersant
Français : L'atelier Kane Kwei et son personnel. Mise en scène: Guy Hersant.
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I'm getting old so I'll leave a last joke 

For my funeral tea, here's what I spoke

'She was good-hearted - sad she's departed 

But glad it's not me - there's more drink for me!

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