Thursday, January 23, 2025

Finding Lost Items comic poem 510 by Angela Lansbury

 


Lost and Found office, Baker Street. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

When you are not looking

Missing items can be found

On top of the car or bookcase

Or lying on the ground


The shoes beneath under the bed

Or the glasses on your head

Or underneath your chair

When you've looked everywhere


The key's under the mat

The credit card inside your hat

The doorkey in your pocket

Outside the door - you forgot to lock it


Your dinner in the picnic basket

Everything's in the right place

Probably where you left it

Your wet swimsuit's in your suitcase


Your wet swimsuit's full of mould

Insects are fighting in the flour

I know the clock's here somewhere

'cos it's chiming every hour


You accuse me of taking it

You have looked from left to right

I suspect you of breaking it

It's there! Hiding in plain sight!


Problems hadn't gone away

But I solve them everyday

If you don't put things away

They're where you left them yesterday


-ends-

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