Monday, January 27, 2025

Matching comical poem 516 by Angela Lansbury


 

Match, match, I love to match

A jacket and top, a top and skirt

A coat and hat, If it doesn't match

I feel quite hurt


Now some like to have variety

Even if it means notoriety

The world's a big place

So they are free


But matching is the way for me

You match shoes, gloves, socks

And shells, rings and rocks

A 3 piece suite, even two clocks


The carpet here and there

A set of dining chairs

A bag, belt and hat

How smart is that!


The French will match

Plain colours, neat

Simple elegance

Head to feet


The style I hate

Which makes me late

Is trying to match up

Separates


A trouser suit

And a pair of boots

I know some folk don't

Care two hoots


In England we like pairs

Evens, dozens

Things are different with

Our Japanese cousins


Where my tea cups are four or six

But the Japanese have sets of five

Our ways of thinking do not mix

Do differences help you survive?


I like outfits' fabrics to look the same

Match labels, a perennial game

Perhaps the hardest but best match

Is the middle of hatch, match and despatch.

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