I phoned home with my homophones
Words which homo sapiens says the same
But spells differently, spellers' hell
But great for teachers or you're into word games
Let us start with simple letter a
They English grey, USA gray
We pray we won't be anything's prey
But just be gay with friends who are gay
Hamlet said to be or not to be
He was not thinking of a bee
When we went out to have a wee wee
Some say pee, which sounds like pea
You need to see letter c at sea
C turns to s when you add e
I must confess I'm in distress
The English practise practice, a mess in the mess
The letter d appears in dye
You dye cloth black when someone dies
We all say aye when we agree
And it looks good in our eyes
F and ph both sound the same
Steve, Stefan or Stephen is his name
After the feast of Stephen
Out with Eve on Xmas Eve, even-ing
My friend Jorge like gorgeous George
They gorge food on the gorge
The hair or the heir is in the air
Ere we're here on the weir
Flag of Wales
I've never seen hump-backed whales in Wales
We haven't take pails beyond the Pale
We left our hanger in the aircraft hangar
And drove to Bangor in a small old banger.
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Please share links to your favourite poems
There's the flee that flew
When I had the flu
The burnt hankies flew up the flue
There are two of them too
