Tuesday, May 27, 2025

The Weather Game, comical poem 577 by Angela Lansbury

I'm playing the weather game

I won't be beaten by weather

I'm wearing new synthetic Crocs

And waterproofing old leather


I step outside the big front door, 

To give the day a chance again

Despite the forecast's promised sun

My paper bin's battered by rain


I should go out and buy fresh fruit

Plus exercise is good for health

Despite new shops, I'm not shopping

I'll eat tinned food, drink by myself


My neighbours are all locked inside

No-one has called or spoken

I checked all my umbrellas

And every one is broken


My smart tote bag is waterproofed

Against spills spoiling its fine gold

But it is open at the top

Like me the poor thing's getting old


My sunhat's waiting for its walk

If a sunhat could feel sorrow

It would shout out, "Please - but I'm straw

So let's wait until tomorrow."


I hope tomorrow is better

I'm nearly a house-bound recluse

The garden pots can't get wetter

I'm shopping. I've nothing to lose!

-ends-

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