Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Throw It Away comical poem 571 by Angela Lansbury

 


I've been throwing it all away

All yesterday and all today 

Old clothes with mysterious stains

And cryptic notes I can't explain


Old newspapers torn to shreds

Faded sheets which don't fit current beds

Ornaments with missing heads

Out of date seeds for bare flower beds


Thermal underwear when I tried to ski

A torch with a leaking battery

A glued up cup, an odd, chipped plate

Tinned food ten years past the eat by date


Good items which I ought to sell

Hide in a shed, attic or well

Will you come home a happy you?

Or frown and sigh, 'Lots more to do!


'You've filled this house with junk for years!'

I refuse to be moved to tears

For if I stop, five minutes, too long

I'll never fix up what's gone wrong


So many things have been forsaken

Two tickets for journeys both have taken

Menus of restaurants closed long ago

Business cards of dead people we used to know


Boxes with hinges beyond repair

Out of date fashions even I won't wear

Cushions which don't match any chair

A fraying soft toy which I won at a fair


Our neat friend claimed she keeps everything

Not just old-fashioned diamond rings

Every ad, packet, envelope, box

Keys with locks and keys without locks


One day soon they'll be vintage things

What a fortune an old Steiff teddy can bring

You should be grateful and not grouse

You should have bought us a mansion-size house


So much dust stirred up, I'm feeling ill

Then you look for a missing - important bill!

You insisted, told me, 'It all goes, or I'll go!'

I warned you. I don't say, 'I told you so!'

-ends-

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