How Are You? Comical poem by Angela Lansbury

 When the British ask, 'How are you?'

Tjey don"t really want to know

Everything that's wrong with you 

From left to right, and head to toe

The Brits don't want to know

About  short sight and wonky teeth

Miscaiiages, car accidents

Skin problems and what?'s underneath

Nor morning dickness, a blocked nose

Nor vomiting and diarrhea

Dandruff. Sore thrist and hammer toes

Lost weigjt, lost socks, and broken nose

How are you's just a greeting

So answer, very well, great.or all rùght

Then add, how are you. But neither of you

Should  list  aches and pains all though day and night

I've heard that Russia's different

They tell the truth and want to know

So ig you want to tell your troubles, that's where you should go

Once I went to zzzRusdia

And I hope Ive got this rigjt

Because when my date askef, How sre you

I taldef thoughout the nigjt

I told him all the troubles that the Brits don't want to know

Aches snd pains, agsin and again

From left to right, all through the nigjt

From left to right and head to toe

The British are so polite

TheyLl listen if you talk all night

And wont say how to put things rigjht

When in distress they call the NHS

-ends-

NHS stands for National Health Service.

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