Sunday, January 4, 2026

Candid Comments On A Writer's Job comical verse 716 by Angela Lansbury

 A writer's job is simple to write

White lies, turning black to white

Praising the bright daylight

Ignoring the facts of night


Make happy days from darkest nights

Never mention that granny died

Or daughter committed suicide

Again, and gave us all a fright


A poet sometimes has to choose

Whether to give honest reviews

Propaganda of the news

Grinning greens, or the old blues


Tell the children how I used to laugh

The good things any life can bring

No need to tell the other half

Hide newspapers under sofa seats


And make sure that they never meet

Anybody who's not sweet

Anyone who moans and groans

Is not allowed inside your home


And don't forget

People like pets

Grow forgetful, cross and fretful

When they're ill, don't pay their bills


Restaurants ask

please hate us

On Tripadviser

Italics typo for rate us



we must rate you

very subtly say we hate you

I'll reword my angry letter

Simply say, you could do better


Candid comments, when times are fraught

Talleyrand said, as my mother taught

Words are there to hide your thoughts

To make sure you do not get caught.

-ends-

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