Saturday, January 3, 2026

New New-year News Request comical poem 713 by Angela Lansbury

 To all dear friends I used to know

Thoughts of you circle in my head

The first thing which I need to know

Is are you still alive or dead?


If you're dead, sorry, don't worry

Someone else next year will tell me

I've read namesake's obituaries

If there's a funeral, hurry


The second thing which I need to know

Are friends rich, poor, asleep in beds 

In cars, tents, hammocks, caravans

In grand hotels or garden sheds


Our New Year's cold in London here

Lorries skiing through traffic lights

Garden fireworks scared cats and rats

Dogs and chocolate hedgehogs have taken fright


Pair of Champagne glasses in front of computer screen showing London's New Year's Eve fireworks. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

I've heard it's warm in New Zealand

But here it's eight hours sleep we need

If you can't afford cheap Champagne

Go to bed early, dream or breed


Next census they will do a count

Puzzled by such a large amount

Many shouldn't be here at all

Mum swam or climbed the Berlin wall


Like animals roam to and fro

Fingers tap links where we can't go

Watch the world on television

Drones and outer space precision


And if there's some calamity

Son says, I'm glad news isn't me.

-ends-

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