Sunday, November 2, 2025

Musical Management At The Old Bridge comical poem 682 by Angela Lansbury

New View

The ivy-clad old bridge hotel

See the old bridge beyond the well 

Websites reveal past, boss won't tell 

Its wine dinners can still outsell


Times change, you put new owners in

Retire, you pass old owners out

The old owner consults, watches

Joyful newcomers dance about


No doubt there's bound to be a rout

Hurray, a new manager's in

Sorry, an old manager's out

In, out, and shake titles about


A manager deserted us

I heard he went with half the staff

Ambition's no sin, well done him

Promotion for us other half

Breakfast

Old customers keen on croissant

Black pudding? Puzzled, smile in doubt

'Where's the old chef? Are you new, too?

What's this month's menu all about?'


The manager's our brand new friend

We chatted through lovely dinners

Some discount deal is where this ends 

Happy customers are winners


We over-ate whipped mystery cream

And sniffed and spit out tannic wine

We video whispered drama

Record. Lip read another time


The old bridge hotel

Is still doing well

The old bridge and the old hotel

Have stories I guess but I can't tell.

To Bed

We admire the painted the woodwork

Looks like they've carpeted the stairs

So long as they are serving, no customer cares

If managers are playing musical chairs

-ends-

I copied the first verse to the last verse. Then decided to change it, as if the narrator now knew more but would not reveal it. The last line read Have stories I will but won't tell. Moving from they to I as if I was now part of the conspiracy of silence or secrets. (Or just afraid of slander or libel action.) 

My final version was stories I guess but can't tell. The word guess retains the air of mystery, with customers still not knowing what is going on. As is so often the case in hotels, conferences, clubs, committees with conflicts, big organizations.

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