Tuesday, November 11, 2025

I Haven't Got A Thing To Wear comical poem 687 by Angela Lansbury

Clothes in stacking  drawers. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

 I haven't got a thing to wear

I won't buy wigs nor dye my hair

The problem is I've summer clothes

My winter ones get lost in those


Instead of wasting all my time

Browsing to buy more clothes on line

I'll view my crammed spare room with pleasure

A home jumble sale of treasure


I can't shop wearing my swimsuit

That swim hat looks wrong buying fruit

Stained top? Cut, make a patch, or rag

Lost button! Throw in my sew bag


Will I wear these old things turned grey?

I ought to throw them all away

No. Sell them. Yes. Another day

I don't have enough time today


Searching my own clothes takes up time

Tiring, but won't cost me a dime

Pretend it's a fun thing to do

Long-lost items look good as new. 


Look - there's last year's Christmas jumper

Found! My old favourite number

I'm pleased and proud I'm in control

Sorting is so good for one's soul.

-ends-

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I could change the last line of the last verse but one to

Vintage, long-lost, looks good as new. Dime is American but most Brits would understand it is a small coin. From the song, Brother, can you spare a dime, a Depression days song, sung by Bill Crosby, Dean Martin and Sinatra.

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