Saturday, September 14, 2024

The Cranes Fly-Past

 I could say flying cranes look like dancers

Like runners, like swimmers, a horse's mane

They start a symbol of desolation

But ballet teams, not in isolation


After we've done our best to protect and protest

A fresh word and image brings peace, consolation 




Wednesday, September 11, 2024

A Family Of Beaming Birthday Boys And Grinning Girls comic poem number 471 by Angela Lansbury

  The day you're born, it must truly be said

Mothers spend sleeping, or screaming, in bed

When you reach one, you don't know what it means

But when you're ten, you've got big group gift schemes


When you are twenty, you party plenty

But when thirty, you wish you were twenty

When you're forty, you wish you were thirty

Settled, or make up time being noughty


When you're forty, you wish you were thirty

When asked your age, you lie, or get shirty

When you're fifty, you wish you were forty

You feel old, even if you're still nifty


When you are sixty, it's time to retire

Wages are dwindling, ages grow higher

When you're severnty, you envy sixties

Youngsters are giants, friends are deaf pixies


When you're near eighty, tired, ready to drop

When somebody's thirty, you ask, care to swap?.

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All the lines have ten syllables.

I saved a syllable several ties by changing you are to you're.   I saved a syllable by changing nearing to near. I saved a syllable by changing soebody to someone.

Thursday, September 5, 2024

Can you remember? Couples Compare Memories comic poem 470 by Angela Lansbury

 Can you remember the first time we kissed

No, I can't dear, but if you say so, it was bliss

Can you remember our first meal together -

Was it a moonlit night? No - I recall rainy weather


'Can you remember your funny little car?'

'Yes it broke down (in our road) we didn't get far

The door closed, key jammed, climbed through the roof

We had to go out and home on the hoof.'


'Remember our famous friend?'

'Do you mean Philip Klein?

'I Praised their floor cushions, instead of sofas, didn't realise they were poor

When we left they gave a V sign - never saw them any more.'


'You had a lovely ginger friend. Slim and so well dressed 

What became of her? Did she marry?' "No. She died.

Yes. Very pretty. But silent. And depressed. 

Long aftewards I read that she'd committed suicide.'


'While it's nice to think we had fun when we were young

I lost all my teeth at seven, I was a pimpy teen

We worried about our past and what was to come

There's no point in hankering for what we could have been


'Let's have some food and drink today The past is the past

All the old times are gone, let's put them away

The good times didn't last but the bad times didn't last

I have got you here and now so let's enjoy today.'

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The Peabody Hotel Ducks comic poem 469 by Angela Lansbury

It's not just luck to see a duck

You can keep one as a pet

I bet they make a lot of muck

I haven't tried it yet.


If you want to be sure to see

One, try Peabody Hotel, USA

One day I think I'll drive that way

See ducks for free and make my day.


French restaurants mean you eat well

But duck's not served in this hotel.

Their ducks are there for meeting and greeting

But the hotel ducks are not for eating.


Duck a lorange is everywhere

Except Peabody, it's not there

After your visit, I'm sure, my dear

You won't eat duck, until next year.


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Ducks in the fountain.

The red carpet parade.

Ducks close up.

Overhead view of fountain with ducks and onlookers.



 Should I end with the words next year or New Year?

You can see a series of pictures in Wikipedia and on the hotel's website. The Peabody Ducks live on the roof of the hotel. Every day they parade down the red caret to music and end up in the hotel fountain for a few hours of the afternoon, until they ceremoniously return.  

Useful Website

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=122183881196197962&set=gm.1028260391958441&idorvanity=785121569605659

https://www.peabodymemphis.com/peabody-ducks#:~:text=Top%2010%20Fun%20Facts%20About%20Our%20Ducks&text=Duck%20is%20not%20served%20anywhere,do%20not%20have%20individual%20names.

Also in Memphis

Riverboat Cruise

Sun City Music Centre (where Elvis recorded)

Chines and Jewish museum

More galleries than Jewish ones and lots of Jade to see.

You miht like to read about quirky visits and cautionary tales on my travel blog, travelwithAgela Lansbury.

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Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Artitifical Interlligence comic poem 468 by Angela Lansbury



 I can see why

Teachers are cross

At AI work

The pupil's loss


When work's returned

The task not read

No facts instilled

In pupil's head


The same is said

Of contest rules

Or prizes go

To AI fools


AI is new

To our culture

But I believe

It's our future


When I'm alone

It saves me time

Like alarm clocks

More time is mine


You only have

To simply ask

AI will do

The routine task


It's like mother

It's like teacher

Judge and jury

God and preacher


Soon it will make

Our life go round

And be a help

With lost and found


All the new things

Cause rejection

Later, are kept

On inspection


Sewing machines

Can save us time

A Coravin

Saves opened wine


When you are old

Drivrless cars

When this world dies

We'll live on Mars


Drones deliver

A rocket bus

Think how much more

It'll do for us


Babysitter

Sits beside her

Makes up her milk

And moves the spider


It cooks breakfast

And cleans the house

Travel online

It moves the mouse


End depression

And pessisim

AI will send

Just optimism


One day we'll find

It sorts all mess

We'll say AI

Thank you, God bless.

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AI generated watercolour of Van Gogh

Illustrations and sources of illustrations from

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_intelligence

The word mouse is abiguous.\

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Tuesday, September 3, 2024

S Small Grreen Bird Dropped In For Tea comic poem 467 by Angela Lansbury


Yesterday, dears

One small green bird

Dropped in for tea

We saw and heard


And that small bird

Reminded me

Of red robin

Which came to tea


Maybe to see

Just you or me.


I said hello

It blinked one eye

I wondered why

It didn't fly


I'll tell you why

I think I know

Some birds don't speak

No goodbye. Go.


They perch and peek

They have a cheek

Season't harvest

Gone in a week.


I eat my lunch

And then they come

Ready to pounce

On delicious crumbs


Birds grab a crumb

In their sharp beak

Though small, not weak

Find what they seek


I fondly think

I've found a friend

But food, not friends

Seems their whole end


Yet that green bird

Has made me think

When it stopped by

To eat or drink


I'm sorry when

It flew away

That charming bird

Had made my day


A cat's around -

The singing's stopped

I'll just listen

To my bird clock.

My bird clock. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

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